Pfizer announced that the Food and Drug Administration have officially okayed their newest anti erection pill. Only this one doesn’t help with erectile dysfunction, it does the exact opposite. Diagra, as the new drug is so aptly named, quite literally kills an erection. The pharmaceutical company said the new drug is aimed at those young men who just can’t seem to keep it in their pants.
Diagra will enter mass-production immediately and should be available by February in almost every pharmacy in the States.
In a controversial move, the FDA approved Diagra for over-the-counter sale. This is almost unheard of and the news has met with some detractors.